Pants You Can’t Wear In Lab (and an aside)

  • capris
  • shorts
  • leggings or yoga pants
  • heavily destroyed denim
  • babuchas
  • assless chaps

 

And the aside:
Why do we call them assless chaps?  All chaps are, in fact, assless.  It is, as they say, ‘repetitive and redundant’.  Like saying assless assless pants.  You might imagine a world in which the double negative confers upon the pants an ass.  But this isn’t such a world.  I move to eliminate the adjective ‘assless’ from application to the noun ‘chaps’.  Who’s with me?

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