How to Gently Assert Your Dominance Over Confirmed Tourists

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On the streets of a city like Boston, you run into a lot of different things. Here’s how to 1) tell if what you’ve encountered is a tourist, and 2) gently assert your dominance over and superiority to it if it is.
Because you’re a local.

Note: This guide can also, with minor modifications, be applied to other areas with touristy inclinations. Continue reading “How to Gently Assert Your Dominance Over Confirmed Tourists”

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